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Messy Monday
email from a friend | 10/22/2018 | unknown

Posted on 10/22/2018 4:34:03 AM PDT by sodpoodle

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response.

They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and repeats, "Rock."

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about his results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.

As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Religion; Society
KEYWORDS: sobering
Will stop now;)
1 posted on 10/22/2018 4:34:03 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Keeper...


2 posted on 10/22/2018 4:35:36 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: sodpoodle

Nice. Thank you. Needed that badly!


3 posted on 10/22/2018 4:44:25 AM PDT by ZULU (Jeff Sessions should be tried for sedition.)
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To: sodpoodle

Made my day!! Luv ya, Sac


4 posted on 10/22/2018 5:03:07 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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