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  • NYT Nobel Laureate Gets a History Lesson After Wondering Why 'God Save the King' Was Played at the Inauguration

    01/21/2021 7:43:25 PM PST · by CheshireTheCat · 18 replies
    PJ Media ^ | January 21, 2021 | Victoria Taft
    ...Krugman offered his sage observations about the inauguration on Twitter on Wednesday. He sent tweets about Janet Yellen, who is Biden’s choice for treasury secretary....After praising the new American king taking his throne as a return to Democrat normalcy, where peace, justice, diversity, and Janet Yellen would reign, the worldly Nobel Laureate, detected a sour note to the proceedings....And like that all-American man he is, Krugman wondered why on earth the band struck up “God Save the King” at the inaugural....
  • The Truth About Trump is Much Different Than the Caricature

    01/21/2021 12:17:04 PM PST · by EyesOfTX · 15 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | Nathan Kaspar
    Would you look at that, the sun came up in the east this morning! We’ve completed the cycle of a successful transfer of power. It turns out that Trump wasn’t going to declare martial law, there weren’t thousands of “MAGAites” ready to attack the capitol, and no, there were not Chinese troops in Canada ready to invade. I hope that all Americans, left, right, and center will take a few days to objectively evaluate where they get their “news” from. VDO.AI First off, we need to start with some truths about presidential campaigns in general. -There is an attempt to...
  • It’s Fine. We’re All Fine.

    01/21/2021 5:37:47 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-21-21 | MOTUS
    And so it came to pass: the November 4th Immaculate Deception was followed by the country’s first virtual inauguration attended by approximately 2000 hand selected guests and 25,000 military to protect him from the dangerous right wing supremacists (who failed to show up). Let’s hear it for our National Guard, who care enough to turn their back And so the Dim Sum President-Select was installed as President of our fine country, leaving us with 2 figurehead scoundrels: the Scoundrel-in-Chief and the Scoundrel-in-Waiting, both beholden to the last Lightbringer who has been running the shadow government for his overlords out of...
  • January 20, 2021: A Date That Will Live in Infamy

    01/21/2021 5:01:21 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 6 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    January 20, 2021 was our third day in the last eighty years that will “Live in Infamy”. Like the other two days it was a beautiful clear crisp morning, but by the end of the day in my Tennessee it will be raining and miserable. And like the other two days the three “man caused disasters” all occurred through a lack of intelligence and carefully choreographed manipulation. The first was a political manipulation of a nation 4,800 miles from the continental United States that Americans cared little about in order to get the United States into another foreign entanglement on...
  • Thursday News Roundup: America Moves Into its Brave New Facist World

    01/21/2021 4:56:08 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 9 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    A blue-check dimwit media figure asks the burning question. – Grance Franke-Ruta, a leftist journalist who no doubt voted twice to make communist Democrat Bill de Blasio the Mayor of her city, had a bad experience with her husband trying to get a COVID vaccine shot on Tuesday. So naturally, she did what all leftist dimwits do, and took to Twitter to whine about it. “Why is everything in NYC so badly run?” she asks, obviously without ever taking even a second to step back and examine whether or not her voting decisions might – just might – have something...
  • Biden To Be Sworn In On Copy Of The Communist Manifesto (The Bee strikes again)

    01/20/2021 7:49:32 PM PST · by dynachrome · 17 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 1-19-21 | Babylon Bee
    Kamala Harris has said she still plans to be sworn in on a Bible, but during rehearsal they were having trouble getting her to touch one without hissing and vomiting with her head spinning around like a lawn sprinkler.
  • Wednesday News Roundup: Something Awful Has Been Unleashed On Our Country

    01/20/2021 5:45:49 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 24 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Did Cocaine Mitch blackmail President Trump on the question of pardoning Julian Assange? – That’s the not-so-shocking allegation Tucker Carlson made last night in an opening monologue that sums Mitch McConnell up in a nutshell. Carlson, based on unnamed sources, accused McConnell of basically blackmailing the President by threating GOP support for convicting him in this latest impeachment scam should he choose to pardon the WikiLeaks founder. If true, it would be a scandal of epic proportions if America had anything resembling an independent and functioning news media establishment. But of course, America doesn’t have that anymore.
  • “So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish.”

    01/20/2021 5:33:11 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-20-21 | MOTUS
    Well, today’s the day it becomes official: President-Select Jao Biden will be sworn in as Chairman and President of these formerly United States.Sabo UnsavoryAgentsBut in the early hours this morning, even ahead of the official swearing in ceremony, the Nobel Committee announced that it has awarded President-Select Jao Biden, the most dubiously elected man in all of U.S. history, the first ever Nobel Prize for World Unificating. I’m not entirely sure what that means but it sounds kind of dirty. According to the press release the unusual timing of this unusual award was based solely on Mr. Biden’s pledge to...
  • The End of Trump Signals the End of the American Republic

    01/20/2021 5:08:30 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 32 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    President Donald Trump leaves office at noon today, and America as we have known it leaves with him. The President who never expected to win has spent the last four years trying to save this country from its worst impulses and maladies: Unchecked illegal immigration, military interventionism all over the world, intentional economic decline justified by Climate Change religious dogma, the surrender of jobs and manufacturing capacity under falsely-named “free trade” agreements, political correctness, and the pervasive cancer of fake news spread by the utterly corrupted mainstream news media. These and other goals that he brought with him into the...
  • The Biden inauguration speech drinking game

    01/19/2021 12:00:46 PM PST · by z3n · 82 replies
    Vanity | 2021.01.19 | Vanity
    What will be the most repeated words in Biden's inaugural address? Excluding the obvious grammar structure words like articles and conjunctions, if you wanted to drink yourself out of your misery, you could take a shot or chug a beer every time Biden repeats what theme words?
  • Last Abortion Mill in Missouri Closes [semi-satire]

    01/19/2021 10:01:12 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    Operation Rescue, an organization dedicated to saving the lives of children who might otherwise be killed by abortion, issued a report titled The Status of American Abortion Facilities in 2020. During the past year, 45 abortion facilities throughout the nation either closed of stopped performing abortions. Missouri's last such facility closed making it the only state without any abortion facility. Missouri women wanting the procedure are now referred to a facility 16 miles away in Illinois. President Biden's nominee for Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, Xavier Becerra, warned abortion opponents "to not get so giddy over...
  • The DC Swamp Police State Grows With Addition of 200 NYPD Officers

    01/19/2021 9:45:31 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 14 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    No fewer than 11 New York Police Department officers were injured during violent riots staged by BLM/Antifa domestic terrorists in New York City last night. From a story at DailyWire: On Monday night, eleven police officers were injured, including one officer who was hit in the head by a glass bottle, as the NYPD and members of a Black Liberation March commemorating Martin Luther King Day clashed near New York City’s City hall. “Police told protesters to disperse and violence broke out as officers began arresting demonstrators. A total of 28 people were arrested late Monday,” NBC New York reported,...
  • VIDEO: Democrats, Deep State, and MSM Hacks Hate Julian Assange

    01/19/2021 9:07:33 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 7 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 19, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIf President Donald Trump pardons Julian Assange of Wikileaks, it is sure to send the Democrats, Deep State, and MSM into conniption fits. Oh, and such a pardon would upstage the inauguration of Joe Biden.
  • Sunday’s Riot Narrative Having Failed, FBI Creates Convenient New Anti-Trump Narrative

    01/19/2021 6:05:55 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 25 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The FBI under Christopher Wray has come to specialize in the creation of laughably false narratives designed to slander President Donald Trump and his supporters. Wray has really shifted that aspect of his propaganda operation into high gear in the wake of the clearly stolen presidential election that he and his raging dumpster fire agency helped to secure through rank indifference and refusal to investigate. Yesterday, we talked about the failure of the FBI’s prophesied “violent riots” it falsely claimed were being planned by Trump supporters to magically materialize in all 50 state capitals on Sunday: Speaking of “violent riots,”...
  • What If You Held A Riot And Nobody Came?

    01/19/2021 5:33:17 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-19-21 | MOTUS
    It appears that is exactly what happened to the leftists attempting to burn the country down and blame the right for the fires. The State Capital Rallies – well attended by military, police (yes, the same police that the left wanted to defund last summer) and BLM/Antifa wasn’t able to lure many of their arch-enemies (us) into their trap this time. Let’s check our a random sample from fly-over country.Michigan: Michigan State Police, FBI, National Guard prepare for armed protests, potential violence in Lansing (small crowd as Gretchen has forbidden large ones)Michigan State Police patrol the perimeter of the State...
  • Tuesday News Roundup: Racism Causes Climate Change and Rep. Steve Cohen is a Creep

    01/19/2021 4:54:57 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 2 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The narrative to make being a Trump supporter illegal is gaining steam. – We’ve all known that Tennessee Democrat Steve Cohen is one of the most disgusting creeps in the U.S. congress, an often incoherent creep who looks like a villain from a bad serial killer movie. Yesterday, he provided additional proof of his basic slimy-ness by advancing the growing Democrat/media narrative that being a Trump supporter is something that should be outlawed. During an appearance on CNN, Cohen labeled any and all of the 80% or so of National Guard members who supported the President as being likely threats...
  • Utterly Pathetic: Biden Inauguration Rehearsal Cancelled – You Won’t Believe the Reason Why

    01/18/2021 9:29:49 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 58 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Honestly, it’s hard to even know what to say about the utterly pathetic state of this country anymore. Monday morning the DC Swamp was supposed to conduct a rehearsal of the imaginary inauguration ceremony to be conducted for its designated sock-puppet-in-waiting, China Joe Potato Head Biden. But the whole thing got cancelled when dark smoke began rising several blocks away. The source of the dark smoke? Oh, you have to wait for that – read it in this clip from a story at JustTheNews.com: VDO.AI The rehearsal on Capitol Hill on Monday for Joe Biden’s inauguration was cancelled and those...
  • Biden's Rescue Plan Will Destroy Jobs [semi-satire]

    01/18/2021 9:28:13 AM PST · by John Semmens · 3 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    A week ahead of being inaugurated, President Joe Biden announced his $1.9 trillion plan to stimulate the economy. The plan is a list of handouts--$1,400 checks to individuals (including illegal immigrants), unemployment bonus payments, a $15 per hour minimum wage, bailouts for improvident state and local governments, student debt forgiveness, transit subsidies, and "health equity" grants. Economist Stephen Moore estimates that "this so-called stimulus package will cost four million jobs. None of the elements of this plan reward or encourage work or investment—the two main drivers of economic prosperity and growth. A better plan would be a one-year cut of...
  • Children Are Bringing Cookies To National Guard Troops In DC

    01/18/2021 7:33:30 AM PST · by Onthebrink · 16 replies
    19Forty Five ^ | 1/18/2021 | Harry Kazianis
    A little something to brighten everyone's day. Random acts of kindness can go a long way these days. In that spirit, the below is especially touching as we all pray that no more acts of violence will occur in the coming days.
  • Watering The Tree By Which You’ll Hang: The Liberal Path to Utopia

    01/18/2021 6:10:32 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 18 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-18-21 | MOTUS
    The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot sayJ.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the RingAlong that road you will come upon many trees.The Tree of Life and Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil among themSome you will climb, some will provide you with fruit in season, some you will cut down for firewood or to build...