Last Abortion Mill in Missouri Closes [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2021 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Operation Rescue, an organization dedicated to saving the lives of children who might otherwise be killed by abortion, issued a report titled The Status of American Abortion Facilities in 2020. During the past year, 45 abortion facilities throughout the nation either closed of stopped performing abortions. Missouri's last such facility closed making it the only state without any abortion facility. Missouri women wanting the procedure are now referred to a facility 16 miles away in Illinois.

President Biden's nominee for Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, Xavier Becerra, warned abortion opponents "to not get so giddy over the declining trends of number of abortions or places where they can be performed. Remember, the Affordable Care Act—often called Obamacare—guarantees that every woman is entitled to receive an abortion whenever she wants. As Secretary of HHS I will be assiduously enforcing this guarantee."

"The presence of a facility especially dedicated to performing abortions is not necessary," Becerra pointed out. "If needed, I will order all hospitals in every state to carry out these procedures. The lame excuses given by some that performing an abortion violates their religious beliefs will be rejected. The Constitutional right to pursuit of happiness supersedes fantasy-based scruples against assisting another person to attain the full enjoyment of this right. The bottom line is that the absence of a facility explicitly devoted to performing the procedure will merely shift the location where the deed is done, not whether it is done at all."

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[Amberdawn]

May these leftists all drop dead.