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  • Friday News Roundup: Trump Declassification Comes Far Too Late To Matter

    01/15/2021 5:32:27 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 31 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: This piece includes heavy video content.] A little late for this, Mr. President. – Not sure what he’s trying to accomplish at this very late date, but President Donald Trump is finally, at long last going to declassify a bunch of Spygate/Obamagate-related documents today.
  • So You Think You Have Password Problems?

    01/14/2021 12:32:41 PM PST · by Onthebrink · 13 replies
    National Review ^ | 1/14/2021 | Kyle Smith
    What if forgetting your password for a website could cost you $200 million? That’s the situation facing a programmer living in San Francisco. From the Times: Stefan Thomas, a German-born programmer living in San Francisco, has two guesses left to figure out a password that is worth, as of this week, about $220 million.
  • VIDEO: Trump 2024 Shirts Flood the Web

    01/14/2021 10:48:26 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 46 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 14, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO Yesterday I was wondering if there were already any Trump 2024 shirts available for sale. Today I checked the web and was pleasantly surprised to find a plethora of such shirts online. Here is a sampling of just a few of them.
  • Just a Reminder: The Democrats Telegraphed Their Plot to Steal the Election

    01/14/2021 9:35:44 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 44 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    I noticed that a piece I wrote back in early September is getting a bunch of hits today. Curious to understand why, I went back and read the piece, which was headlined… The Media is Brainwashing You to Accept a Stolen Election After reading it, I now get the renewed attention: It’s because the piece predicts pretty much every detail of the Democrat plot to steal the election and the aftermath we have experienced since. Here is the text of that piece, dated September 2, in its entirety: Axios took the lead yesterday in the ongoing campaign to brainwash the...
  • Professor Calls for Election Investigation [semi-satire]

    01/14/2021 9:26:49 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    Prof. Jonathan Turley, a constitutional scholar and longtime Democrat, has called for a "thorough, no holds barred investigation of the 2020 presidential election." Turley says that "while I don't personally believe the election was stolen, the fact that tens of millions of voters do is cause for concern. Rather than telling these people to shut up and sit down, I think it would better serve the quest for unity if all the claimed evidence cited by Trump and his supporters could be carefully examined in a fully transparent and open process." "Contrary to media claims, these claims have not really...
  • Wednesday News Roundup: What Did Pelosi and McConnell Know and When Did They Know It?

    01/14/2021 5:57:42 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 8 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: This piece includes heavy video and graphic content.] As you continue to hear and see the corrupt news media claim that President Trump delayed calling out the National Guard to help secure the Capitol, know that the communist Democrat Mayor of the City had specifically and publicly discouraged making any such move just 24 hours earlier. Everyone in the nation’s capitol knew that upwards of a million people were going to descend on the city on January 6 as congress debated whether or not to accept the clearly fraudulent electoral vote, and that professional agitators would certainly be in...
  • Trump’s Second Impeachment Won’t End the DC Swamp’s Delirium Towards Him

    01/14/2021 5:10:31 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 16 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Delirium tremens Delirium tremens is a rapid onset of confusion usually caused by withdrawal from alcohol. Physical effects may include shaking, shivering, irregular heart rate, and sweating. The shocking election of Donald Trump to the presidency in 2016 threw the DC Swamp into a state of political delirium. The treat Trump presented of forcing members in good standing of the DC UniParty to have to face withdrawal from their narcotic of ill-gotten financial gains via the Swamp’s broad variety of influence peddling schemes immediately threw every Swamp rat and snake and skunk into some or all of the symptoms described...
  • My Favorite Part…So Far

    01/14/2021 4:33:30 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-14-21 | MOTUS
    I’m certain you remember this evergreen tweet from the Obama years: And as sure as Obama fixed all the racial animosity, Biden has promised to fix all the political animus.“I will work as hard for those who didn’t vote for me as those who did. Let this grim era of demonization in America begin to end here and now.” Joe Biden December, 2020Spoken like the true politician he is – which is to say with convincing fake sincerity – Joe Biden called for setting aside all the rancor and ill-will in order for the newfound unity to begin. But if...
  • NY Dems Want COVID Detention Camps [semi-satire]

    01/13/2021 9:24:55 AM PST · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    New York State Assembly Member Noah Nicholas Perry (D-Brookyn) has introduced legislation that would authorize Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) to "order the detention of any person who poses an imminent and significant threat to the public health." "The governor has issued numerous decrees ordering folks to stay home, shutdown their businesses, stay out of church, always wear a mask, and refrain from family gatherings involving nonresidents of the home," Perry said. "Most people obey, but there are recalcitrant types who complain that they have a right to live as they please. The fines we have been levying are ineffective when...
  • Or Maybe They Do

    01/13/2021 5:37:13 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-13-21 | MOTUS
    Headlines I never thought I’d see anywhere other than the Babylon Bee: Quebec couple fined $3,000 for wife walking husband on leash after (COVID) curfewOh those whacky Canadians, eh? I give these 2 Montréalités extra credit for creative mockery for the manner in which they registered their complaint against government imposed COVID restrictions. But you can’t get around the dictats of Big Government that easily. Silly people, that only works if you ARE Big Government. Like Gavin:Or Nancy:But little people are not allowed to “think outside the box” - that privilege is reserved for your Progressive government overlords. And the...
  • The DC Swamp UniParty is Assassinating Trump With a Thousand Cuts

    01/13/2021 5:33:05 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 32 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Well, that’s certainly sweet of you, Mr. Pence. – In case you hadn’t heard, Mike Pence sent a letter over to San Fran Nan last night informing her that he wouldn’t be cooperating in any clearly unconstitutional effort to invoke the 25th Amendment against a President who is clearly not “incapaciated,” as the amendment requires: So, we got that going for us. The UniParty hangs together. – Meanwhile, though, rumors are flying that Mitch McConnell is fully supportive of Pelosi’s idiotic impeachment effort: From a story at fading Fox News: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell supports Democrats’ move to initiate...
  • Wednesday News Roundup: The Nation’s Airports Freed From CNN Tyranny and the U.S. Chamber Betrays America

    01/13/2021 5:28:04 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 7 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    he DC UniParty continues to push its impeachment farce. – I cover that subject in a separate piece this morning. American travelers are about to be freed from the grip of #fakenews tyranny. – CNN CEO Jeffrey Zucker notified his organization that its monopoly hold on the nation’s airport monitors will come to an end as of March 31: PauseUnmute Fullscreen VDO.AI Image If you’re thinking “hey, maybe now we’ll be able to get some real news when we’re going through an airport,” don’t be so optimistic and naive. They’ll probably just replace CNN with Fox News. The U.S. Chamber...
  • NY Dem Wants to Ban Body Armor [semi-satire]

    01/12/2021 2:06:26 PM PST · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    New York Assembly Member Jonathan Jacobson (D-Newburgh) is sponsoring a bill that would outlaw the possession of body armor by any private person in the state. Jacobson explained that "with millions of potential Trump-supporting insurrectionists residing in our state our law enforcement and national guard troops could be substantially outnumbered. The only edge we have is the body armor we can provide for our troops. To protect this edge we must immediately ban the possession of similar equipment by private persons." Jacobson acknowledged that "there might be legitimate reasons for a person to want such protection. For some unknown reason...
  • VIDEO: Democrats would be Removed From Office Due to Trump Impeachment

    01/12/2021 10:35:15 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 39 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 12, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOYes. If the House votes to impeach President Donald Trump there are several Democrats in Congress who would definitely be removed from office as a result. Even though the REAL goal of such an impeachment is to keep Trump from running for president in 2024, the effort is completely pointless both because there are not even close to enough Republican votes to convict in the Senate and because absurdly trying to impeach someone who is already out of office is not constitutional. In fact, the very absurdity of this effort in the desperation to keep Trump from running again will...
  • Tuesday News Roundup: America is in the Midst of a Fascist Takeover

    01/12/2021 5:58:00 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 16 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    We are unable to confirm reports that it is playing an endless loop of “Stairway to Heaven.” – Scientists revealed yesterday that they have discovered an FM radio signal emanating from the Jupiter moon of Gannymede: The carnage at Fox News continues. – Barely a year ago, Fox News dominated the cable news landscape. It regularly fielded the 10 highest-rated programs in the space, and CNN seldom had an hour-long segment rated in the top 25. That’s all changed now, as the latest weekly ratings clearly demonstrate: Image Fox primetime shows like Tucker Carlson and Sean Captain Tick Tock Hannity...
  • Know Justice, Know Peace

    01/12/2021 5:32:12 AM PST · by NOBO2012
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-12-21 | MOTUS
    Violence against the U.S. Capital is a crime so heinous that a sitting U.S. President…in 2001 commuted the sentences of two people convicted for it.Per The Federalist:On his final day in office, Jan. 20, 2001, President Bill Clinton commuted the sentences of a pair of radical leftists serving time for bombing the U.S. Capitol building, where a 1983 blast shattered the second floor of the Senate wing. The FBI landed formal indictments on Evans and Rosenberg in the 1988 “Resistance Conspiracy” case for their involvement in the bombing of the Capitol along with five others. Evans and Rosenberg had already...
  • Dems Want to Punish Republicans [semi-satire]

    01/11/2021 10:14:42 AM PST · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn) is drafting articles of impeachment against President Trump. "People ask me why I'm going to the trouble," Omar said. "They say he lost the election and has agreed to transfer power to Biden on January 20th. But Trump has also said that he will never stop trying to make America great. If we simply let him leave he will be free to do that. We need to drive a stake through the heart of this monster. If we impeach him we can bar him from ever seeking office again." "A little more than two years ago...
  • Wait! Who’s unhinged and out of control?

    01/11/2021 9:36:35 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 12 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | Karen Kataline
    Guest piece by Karen Kataline The deep state and the corrupt media can’t count or report votes fairly but they expect us to believe this poll: Majority of Americans want Trump removed immediately after U.S. Capitol violence (Reuters/Ipsos poll) Snap judgements are the stock in-trade of the media and the Left. They are deliberately pushed to manipulate the public into believing that “everyone” agrees with their latest politically motivated idea, in the hopes that “everyone” will. Their tactics advance and elevate collectivism, mob rule (when it’s their mob) and dismantle our treasured American tenants like Due Process and the notion...
  • VIDEO: Stand Up to Social Media Monopoly Censorship With YouTube Strike Day

    01/11/2021 9:34:59 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 16 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 11, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIn the wake of the obscene crackdowns on free speech by the social media monopolies and their open antitrust destruction of competitors which just happened to Parler, we the people need a way to strike back. And one way to strike back is with a strike against YouTube which is owned by the Google monopoly. Therefore I am again calling for a YouTube Strike Day on the first of April, April Fools Day, in which creators decline to upload any videos that day and everybody else refuses to go on YouTube that day.If you want to upload a video or...
  • It’s Not Censorship…

    01/11/2021 6:07:17 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-11-21 | MOTUS
    Good old Glenn, one of the few standing classic liberals, pointing out the dangers of the New Left: For years, I heard it's invalid to object to political censorship by FB & Twitter because, if you don't like it, you can just create a competing social media platform. Parler tried. And in 24 hours, Google, Apple & Amazon united to destroy it. That's what monopoly power means. — Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) January 10, 2021And giving everyone on both sides reason to at least give pause to think about what they’re up to: The new corporate authoritarian liberal-left monoculture is going...