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NY Dems Want COVID Detention Camps [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/13/2021 9:24:55 AM PST by John Semmens

New York State Assembly Member Noah Nicholas Perry (D-Brookyn) has introduced legislation that would authorize Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D) to "order the detention of any person who poses an imminent and significant threat to the public health."

"The governor has issued numerous decrees ordering folks to stay home, shutdown their businesses, stay out of church, always wear a mask, and refrain from family gatherings involving nonresidents of the home," Perry said. "Most people obey, but there are recalcitrant types who complain that they have a right to live as they please. The fines we have been levying are ineffective when the targeted offender is already bankrupted by the loss of his job or business. By giving the governor the power to order their incarceration without the muss and fuss of having to go through a trial should significantly increase compliance among those who thought they had nothing to lose by flouting the Governor's directives."

"The camps are expected to focus on behavior modification," Perry explained. "The success of a progressive society is the unquestioning obedience of all for the good of all. Those who don't have the self-discipline to do this on their own will be helped by specially trained state personnel. Inmates who learn quickly can be released quickly. Inmates who don't can stay confined until they do learn their lesson."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: brainwashing; democrats; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 01/13/2021 9:24:55 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
"order the detention of any person who poses an imminent and significant threat to the public health."


2 posted on 01/13/2021 9:30:27 AM PST by PROCON (Molon Labe)
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To: PROCON

BTTT


3 posted on 01/13/2021 9:32:16 AM PST by I got the rope
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To: John Semmens

What more can we say?


4 posted on 01/13/2021 9:35:04 AM PST by Onthebrink
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To: PROCON

5 posted on 01/13/2021 9:36:45 AM PST by z3n
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To: Onthebrink

You ask “What more can we say?”

I believe praise of our overlords would be acceptable. Silence might be tolerated. Denunciation of heretics, unbelievers, and nonconformists is expected.


6 posted on 01/13/2021 1:28:50 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I read this as he should be arrested first.


7 posted on 01/13/2021 1:32:59 PM PST by oldasrocks
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