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  • Monday News Roundup: Clyburn Signals Impeachment Polling Badly; More Senate RINOs Pile On

    01/11/2021 5:01:46 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 7 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: This piece includes heavy video content.] This whole impeachment thing is obviously not polling well for them. – As is always the case, Democrats make every decision based on polls and focus groups. This is nothing new, it’s how they have functioned as a party since the advent of the Clinton national plague in 1992. So, why would anyone think this latest nonsense about impeaching a President who has 9 days remaining in office would be any different? Since last Thursday, all the Democrat chatter has been about kicking the process in the House off when the members convene...
  • Twitter Bans Trump [semi-satire]

    01/10/2021 9:58:57 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    After getting word that some of the people who went to protest at the capitol were not entirely peaceful and respectful toward members of Congress, Trump urged all his supporters to “go home in peace.” Twitter cited this tweet as a rationale for permanently banning Trump from his Twitter account. As CEO Jack Dorsey explained “the meme being broadcast by the media is that Trump goaded his supporters to terrorize the federal government in order to seize control and overthrow our democracy. His ‘go home in peace’ tweet falsely contradicts this meme. We cannot allow our platform to be used...
  • Amazon Joins the Big Tech Free Speech Crackdown on Parler

    01/10/2021 6:36:53 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 29 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    In a somewhat unbelievable turn of events, it was revealed last night that the folks at Parler were using Amazon of all companies as the provider for their web hosting services. I honestly am having an incredibly difficult time wrapping my mind around that fact. That reality came back to haunt Parler’s management on Saturday when Amazon very predictably notified them that their social media endeavor will be de-platformed as of midnight tonight: Now, from my own recent experience, I can assure you that Parler will not be able to move its extremely complex operation to a new hosting provider...
  • Sunday News Roundup: Murkowski Betrays the Nation; the Truth About the Capitol Riot is Complicated

    01/10/2021 5:41:58 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 17 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: This piece includes heavy video content.] Can we just trade Lisa Murkowski for Tulsi Gabbard? – Just a reminder that freedom of speech is being eliminated in real time right out in the open, and Alaska RINO Sen. Lisa Murkowski is spending her time talking about impeaching a President who is the main target of Big Tech.
  • Vogue's Kamala Harris cover sparks social-media frenzy: 'What a mess up'

    01/10/2021 5:16:12 AM PST · by Onthebrink · 47 replies
    Fox News ^ | 1/10/2021 | Brie Stimson
    The cover of February's upcoming issue of Vogue, which features Vice-President-elect Kamala Harris, has been widely criticized on social media. Some fans of the future VP are claiming Harris looks washed out in the photo while others say the cover's style doesn’t give her the respect she deserves. And some say it's just plain bad.
  • Biden Says "Trump Incited Insurrection" [semi-satire]

    01/09/2021 12:21:24 PM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    After the "Stop the Steal" rally held in Washington DC on Wednesday, thousands of those who attended walked over to the Capitol to protest the acceptance of electoral votes obtained by election fraud. As hundreds of shrieking congressmen cowered under their desks a police officer shot an unarmed protester trying to enter the chamber where the debate initiated by formal challenges to some of the electoral votes was getting underway. President-Elect Joe Biden characterized the protest as an insurrection and blamed Trump "for inciting what history will come to be called the worst threat to democracy this country has ever...
  • Donald Trump Holds The Future of the Republican Party in his Hands

    01/09/2021 5:10:32 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 47 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    With the Trump presidency now in its final days and the Democan/Republicrat UniParty back in control of congress, talk will now inevitably turn to whether the Trump Army of 75 million voters will move to create a third party, effectively destroying the Republican Party in the process. Of course, we get this same sort of discussion anytime either party suffers a major defeat, and such efforts in the past have always failed. But this time, things could be different for one simple fact that Tucker Carlson pointed to during his monologue on Thursday night’s show: The current leaders of the...
  • “Answers” That Cannot Be Questioned

    01/09/2021 5:03:55 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-9-21 | MOTUS
    Richard Feynman, physicist Just two months ago, at a drive-in rally in Willington, Delaware Joey B pumped out this pabulum after his alleged election: “I pledge to be a president who does not seek to divide, but unify, who doesn’t see red states and blue states, but only sees the United States.” If this is Joey’s idea of unification we may as well draw up the articles of secession: Very quickly, the Democratic Party’s allies in at Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Apple have moved to shut down many legitimate and popular conservative and Republican news outlets, including the Twitter feed...
  • Big Tech’s Anti-Conservatve Putsch Mirrors its ChiCom Masters

    01/09/2021 4:28:46 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 8 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Well, the Big Tech purge hit in earnest on Friday evening, as President Donald Trump’s account was banned from Twitter and Facebook, and those two Orwellian firms joined with Apple, Google and Instagram to purge thousands of conservative-leaning accounts under the guise of a joint effort to prevent the spread of disinformation. This is perhaps the single most blatant example of mass anti-trust behavior in the nation’s history and the government is powerless to do anything about it because Mitch McConnell refused to force the repeal of Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act into the Defense Authorization Act last...
  • Biden Favors Quick Dispersal of Vaccines [semi-satire]

    01/09/2021 12:40:49 AM PST · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 10 Jan 2021 | John Semmens
    Chiding the Trump Administration's plan for distributing the COVID vaccines too slowly, President-Elect Joe Biden promised to "step on the gas pedal." Since the vaccines currently available seem to require two shots per patient for optimal effectiveness, the Trump Administration has been reserving the second shots in order to ensure that they can complete the immunizing protocol. "Look, we are able to send out stimulus checks even though the federal government is trillions of dollars in debt," Biden said. "Republicans are always scared that there won't be money to fund necessary expenditures. Now they are scared that there won't be...
  • Ignorant Republicans Riot And Don't Even Get Any Big-Screen TVs

    01/08/2021 2:05:00 PM PST · by budj · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 1/7/2020 | Somebody at the Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Ignorant Republicans rioted yesterday but didn't even snag any free big-screen TVs out of the deal, sources at the Capitol Building reported. The short-sighted protesters stormed the Capitol without stealing a bunch of stuff, prompting many to question whether they really understand the purpose of a peaceful protest at all. "Look at these morons, rioting at the Capitol when there's a perfectly good Target just down the street," said one CNN reporter. "If they'd looted a bunch of local businesses in the name of social justice or whatever, we'd be covering this protest a heck of a lot differently,...
  • VIDEO: Democrats Will Soon Become Signature Verification Fanatics Again

    01/08/2021 11:23:57 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 13 replies
    Rumble ^ | January 8, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEO The Governor Gavin Newsom recall effort in California which has been gaining momentum is sure to highlight the hypocrisy of the the Democrats when they make every effort to carefully verify each and every signature on the petitions. Yes, the same Democrats who refused to allow signature verification for the mail in ballots for the November 2020 election will shift gears to go full signature verification in the near future.
  • No Justice, No Peace. We Didn’t Make the Rules, Alinsky Did

    01/08/2021 5:50:43 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-8-21 | MOTUS
    “The army of the emboldened and gleefully ill-informed is growing.”― Andrew Breitbart Martin Luther King Jr., 1968I woke up today angrier than yesterday, and angrier than the day before that. This has been going on so long you’d think we’d all have reached the final stage of the grief cycle by now. Thankfully no, many of us still have a fire burning in our belly and are still squarely entrenched in the “anger” stage with no intention of allowing it to abate. In seems righteous.Sarah Hoyt comes closest to expressing my feelings, albeit with a lot more youthful, uh, vigor,...
  • Friday News Roundup: Trump Concedes, but the Drumbeat for Impeachment Will Pound on

    01/08/2021 4:57:07 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 40 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: This piece includes heavy video content.] We may never find out, but I think it’s fairly likely that Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham or some other Trump semi-ally in the Senate got on the phone with the President yesterday and told him that unless he issued a concession such as this and promised an orderly transition, there were at least 20 Republican votes in the Senate in favor of removing him from office in an impeachment process. Probably more. The pre-existence of that many votes, along with the now-50 Democrat votes, would be more than enough to facilitate a very...
  • California to Consider "Fugitive Slave" Law [semi-satire]

    01/07/2021 9:43:26 AM PST · by John Semmens · 1 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 January 2021 | John Semmens
    Distressed at what a rising surge of out-migration is doing to the State's finances, Democrats in California are poised to make another run at enacting a wealth tax on these emigrants. Assemblyman Rob Bonta, sponsor of the wealth confiscation bill, acknowledged that "the right of persons to live wherever they want is a foundation block of a progressive society. That's why we need to erase our borders. However, this right does not extend to any property they might own. There is historic precedent for extracting an exit fee from those leaving a state. Notably, Germany had such a fee during...
  • Thursday News Roundup: The Trump Administration is Officially Over

    01/07/2021 6:22:34 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 70 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    [Note: this piece includes heavy video content.] And this is how it all ends for President Donald Trump, not with a whimper, but with a bang. His presidency still has 13 days to run, but it ended for all intents and purposes when several thousand of his supporters decided to bust through the perimeter fencing that surrounds the Capitol grounds and hundreds of them stormed the building itself along with a group of obvious Antifa agitators. If the President is lucky and behaves himself, he will be allowed to serve out his remaining 13 days and leave the White House...
  • Who’s to Blame for the Storming of the Capitol Building? Everyone.

    01/07/2021 5:03:46 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 41 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    So, where to begin? I suppose the first thing to say is that none of what happened in Washington DC on Wednesday could have come as a surprise to anyone, and there is plenty of blame to be spread around to everyone. There is blame to be laid at the feet of President Donald Trump for giving a speech to an enormous crowd of Americans who are rightfully angry at what they see as an election that has been stolen from them and their President. Certainly, the President could have ended his speech with an admonition to go in peace,...
  • Mood: Indigo

    01/07/2021 4:59:31 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 1-7-21 | MOTUS
    So don't let them begin the beguine Let the love that was once a fire remain an ember; Let it sleep like the dead desire I only remember When they begin the beguine. The left got woke, we were cancelled. Nowhere in their scheme of One World Government was there a place for a dark horse candidate like Donald Trump who believed in American exceptionalism and greatness. And when COVID engulfed the planet they pulled out their long-held Great Reset plan. Again Donald Trump did not fit into this plan so he had to be destroyed by any means necessary....
  • Lion Cub Stuck in Buffalo Butt

    01/06/2021 2:22:57 PM PST · by where's_the_Outrage? · 13 replies
    Youtube ^ | Jan 6, 2021 | Vanity
    In case you're having a bad day, it could be worse. https://youtu.be/u0pf-uuT9Tk
  • Comedian Steve Mudflap McGrew Lands A Direct Hit With This Brutal Michelle Obama Joke

    01/06/2021 12:53:08 PM PST · by MJacks4 · 29 replies
    The Mix ^ | 1/6/2021 | James Conrad
    While the Obama family is considered off limits by the media, one brave comedian swung for the fences with a gutsy joke at the expense of Michelle Obama during a recent standup gig. Steve Mudflap McGrew reminds us that not all comedians subscribe to the politically correct standards of modern liberals. During the four years that Melania Trump has been First Lady, she has been relentlessly mocked and attack by both the media and the entertainment world.