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  • Tommy Thompson Offers Terrorists Helpful Food Contamination Tips - (SIDE-SPLITTING!)

    12/07/2004 8:07:06 PM PST · by CHARLITE · 9 replies · 712+ views
    JEWISH WORLD REVIEW.COM ^ | DECEMBER 7, 2004 | ANDY BOROWITZ
    In his resignation speech last week, Mr. Thompson said, "For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do," "Any terrorist madman wanting to contaminate our food supply just needs to click on over to www.hhhs.gov/foodcontaminationtips," Mr. Thompson said. But within hours of Mr. Thompson's speech, international terror mastermind Osama bin Laden issued a new tape complaining that he had tried to click on the food-contamination link and had been directed to a page reading "Under Construction."