If an award were given out for the individual who the hardest to kill himself, that award would be given to Kenneth Michael Trentadue. In his cell at the Oklahoma City Federal Transfer Center, he patiently tore his sheets into dozens of strips tied them together, attached to a vent grate, and, before hanging himself, like a nice little boy, made his bed. He then proceded to hang himself. Unfortunately his handiwork wasn't up to par and the noose broke, whereby he first hit the sink, "richocheted" to the metal desk, hitting his head, bouncing again, hitting his head on...
