We've all been there, men. You're waiting in line outside GameStop, minding your own business, when a gorgeous Chinese woman walks up and asks you to dinner. You start dating, but the question lingers — could she actually be a spy? Here are a few simple signs that your new girlfriend might actually be a Chinese spy: She's a gorgeous Chinese woman who wants to go on a date with you: This is your first clue. A babe, a smoking hot babe from the Orient, wants to see you romantically: You don't have that kind of game. Get it...