The 700 Remington *Club (Music up : Choir hums “Onward Christian Soldiers “ ) A hush falls over the tele-congregation as the Reverend Remington – resplendent in his clerical robes – walks slowly to the pulpit : his head bowed in prayer. He stand there for a moment in perfect silence, then speaks. Reverend Remington : Brothers and Sisters , listen . Listen to the words ah have to say to you. Listen to the Voice of the Lord ! Choir: Ah-men-n-n-n-n-n-n-n Reverend Remington : Ah have just finished speaking with ----Heee-imm. Ah asked Heee-imm : “Lord, Lord, what shall...