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Bordeaux-no! A Michigan woman was arrested and then rushed to the hospital after she stole a bottle of wine and hid it inside a “body cavity,” cops said. The 48-year-old was allegedly caught by shopkeepers drinking a bottle of alcohol in a Traverse City liquor store without paying for it, and returned the next day to nab a bottle of Chardonnay. Employees attempted to stop her, but were unable to find the pilfered tipple. That is, until police arrested her and found it stashed inside an unnamed bodily orifice at the jail, at which point she was brought to Munson...

Boston sports talk radio host Michael Felger isn’t a big believer in the notion of respecting the dead. Felger spent part of Wednesday’s show mocking Roy Hallway, blaming him for his death and calling him names. Halladay died in a plane crash Tuesday in the Gulf of Mexico, near his home in Florida. He was 40. Felger decided it was important to blame someone for Halladay’s death, so he blamed Halladay, over and over again, in fact — calling him a “moron” and saying Halladay “got what he deserved.” Deadspin and Awful Announcing each collected some of Felger’s worst moments,...