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Michigan shoplifter rushed to hospital after hiding bottle of wine in her ‘body cavity’
NY Post ^
| 5/13/26
| Chris Nesi
Posted on 05/14/2026 12:55:56 PM PDT by Libloather
Bordeaux-no!
A Michigan woman was arrested and then rushed to the hospital after she stole a bottle of wine and hid it inside a “body cavity,” cops said.
The 48-year-old was allegedly caught by shopkeepers drinking a bottle of alcohol in a Traverse City liquor store without paying for it, and returned the next day to nab a bottle of Chardonnay.
Employees attempted to stop her, but were unable to find the pilfered tipple.
That is, until police arrested her and found it stashed inside an unnamed bodily orifice at the jail, at which point she was brought to Munson Medical Center for treatment.
The woman, who was not named, been charged with two counts of retail fraud, one count of smuggling and trespassing.
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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Hobbies; Outdoors; Science
KEYWORDS: body; bottle; grandcanyon; hallway; hotdog; michigan; wine; xxxxxl
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Giving Horizontal ideas. And, as far as I know, only Michigan women can do this. But I'm no biologist.
To: Libloather
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posted on
05/14/2026 12:58:17 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Trump isn't a pussycat, but he does have nine lives!)
To: Libloather
inside an unnamed bodily orifice
But was the bottle opened?
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posted on
05/14/2026 12:59:48 PM PDT
by
Adder
(End fascism...defeat all Democrats.)
To: Libloather
DemocRAT Drive-By Ambulance Chasing attorneys are rushing to the hospital to be first with the lawsuits against the store, the wine company, and yes, Trump.
To: Libloather; Lazamataz
Laz would not hit that, but I am no biologist! What does KBJ say?
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:00:43 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: null and void
She literally stuffed a cork in it.
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:00:44 PM PDT
by
Frank Drebin
(And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
To: Libloather
This wine has a little tang to it.
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:01:23 PM PDT
by
ConservaTexan
(February 6, 1911/June 14, 1944)
To: Libloather
I should have had my glasses on.
I thought it said rectal fraud.
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:02:04 PM PDT
by
Glennb51
To: ConservaTexan
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:03:02 PM PDT
by
stevio
(Fight until you die!)
To: Libloather
This thread is useless without pictures.
Allow me to assist.
Or even...
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:06:52 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The quickest and easiest way to untold riches is to be elected to national office.)
To: ConservaTexan
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
To: Libloather
A whole new meaning to “box” wine.
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:07:48 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(If the Islamic Republic government is in power in Iran when the war is over, we will have lost.)
To: Libloather
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:08:23 PM PDT
by
fso301
To: Libloather
“Are you glad to see me or is that a Bordeaux with an interesting bouquet?”
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:08:27 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Voter apathy wins elections for liberals.)
To: KarlInOhio
She musta been been as a big as a water buffalo. Pass for one too?
To: KarlInOhio
A whole new meaning to “box” wine.
There’s our winner.
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:10:06 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
To: Libloather
That’s nothing. She probably parks her Ford 150 in there too.
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:10:07 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Libloather
Must have been a French wine!
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:13:28 PM PDT
by
TonyM
(Score Event)
To: Libloather
To: KarlInOhio
“Box Wine”
~~~~
Dang it, Karl! You beat me to it.
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posted on
05/14/2026 1:16:30 PM PDT
by
KitJ
(Shall not be infringed...)
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