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Posted on 05/14/2026 12:55:56 PM PDT by Libloather
Bordeaux-no!
A Michigan woman was arrested and then rushed to the hospital after she stole a bottle of wine and hid it inside a “body cavity,” cops said.
The 48-year-old was allegedly caught by shopkeepers drinking a bottle of alcohol in a Traverse City liquor store without paying for it, and returned the next day to nab a bottle of Chardonnay.
Employees attempted to stop her, but were unable to find the pilfered tipple.
That is, until police arrested her and found it stashed inside an unnamed bodily orifice at the jail, at which point she was brought to Munson Medical Center for treatment.
The woman, who was not named, been charged with two counts of retail fraud, one count of smuggling and trespassing.
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That’s a stretch!
inside an unnamed bodily orifice
But was the bottle opened?
DemocRAT Drive-By Ambulance Chasing attorneys are rushing to the hospital to be first with the lawsuits against the store, the wine company, and yes, Trump.
Laz would not hit that, but I am no biologist! What does KBJ say?
She literally stuffed a cork in it.
This wine has a little tang to it.
I should have had my glasses on.
I thought it said rectal fraud.
As in poo?
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A friend with weed is a friend indeed!
A whole new meaning to “box” wine.
Probably a $4.99 bottle
“Are you glad to see me or is that a Bordeaux with an interesting bouquet?”
She musta been been as a big as a water buffalo. Pass for one too?
A whole new meaning to “box” wine.
There’s our winner.
That’s nothing. She probably parks her Ford 150 in there too.
Must have been a French wine!
Magnum!!!
“Box Wine”
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Dang it, Karl! You beat me to it.
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