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  • 911 dispatcher's shot at humor misses mark

    04/14/2005 5:39:53 AM PDT · by WestTexasWend · 50 replies · 1,345+ views
    Lubbock Avalanche-Journal ^ | Thursday, April 14, 2005 | AP
    WATAUGA (AP) - A 911 dispatcher has apologized after responding to a mother's plea for help with an unruly child by saying: "OK. Do you want us to come over to shoot her?" The woman, identified only as Lori in Wednesday's editions of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, said she recently phoned authorities after coming home to find her daughters fighting. She told the call-taker her 12-year-old, who had kicked a hole in the door, was out of control. After dispatcher Mike Forbess' comment, the line went dead for 5 seconds. "Are you there?" Forbess asked. "Excuse me?" Lori said. Forbess,...
  • How conservatives and liberals might react when faced with a threat

    01/23/2003 9:16:50 AM PST · by SLB · 33 replies · 324+ views
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    My thanks to a listener who sent me this great illustration on how conservatives and liberals might react differently when faced with a threat of deadly violence: Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the...