A federal government water resources inspector went out to a Texas ranch to investigate water use at the large Texas property. The old rancher met him in the drive and told him that he appreciated and understood his job, but that there was one irrigated pasture that the government man simply would not be able to inspect or check out. The government man became a little irritated and said, "What do you mean I can't inspect or check it out?" The inspector then pulled out his official government ID and told the rancher, "You see this ID? It says here...