Mission Statement: To discretely provide US troops shipping out overseas with the most sensually pleasing departure possible. OTOFTC Article by John Truman (published here by permission of the author) Kelly McDonough types furiously on the keyboard at the cluttered desk in her house that serves as her unofficial command post. McDonough, a 5'4" brunette, looks far younger than her 26 years; asked to describe herself she unabashedly says, "farm girl, which is what I am". She waves apologetically and says, "Sorry, I'll be with you in a minute". Amid various calendars and dry erase boards a hand painted sign hangs...