People Magazine’s November double issue named George Clooney “The Sexiest Man Alive” for the second time (1997 was the first). While I like looking at Clooney as much as the next girl, when he opens his mouth, all I can see is Michael Moore. If Michael Moore is a dumbed-down Noam Chomsky (and he is), George Clooney is a dumbed-down Michael Moore. And that’s not sexy. Call me old-fashioned, but one trait I’ve always looked for in a man is that he be more intelligent than I am. And more manly. But when I see George Clooney, all I can...