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We’ve put on a full court press: a White House generated ad campaign to get the young invincibles – who we need more than they need us - to sign up for Obamacare before the March 31 deadline. So we tried everything: PJ Boy, a dunking FLOTUS, Mom dancers, twerking accidents, Muppet accidents…the list goes on and on – butt stops with…cat GIFs? Cat GIFs, for crying outloud?Great, just what we need around here: cat house and pussy jokes to go along with the bathhouse innuendos.Butt with the deadline fast approaching, I’d like to be the first to go on...

That’s right: Big Guy has a cold, so we all need to buy aspirin, Kleenex and throat lozenges: Normally I’d say “God bless” butt I don’t believe we’re allowed to use that expression on government property anymore. Yesterday Big Guy met with his sycophantic enthusiastic team of sycophants supporters at Organizing For Action (OFA), previously known as Organizing For America (OFA) if you’re keeping track. He thanked them for their excellent effort in getting so many millions of previously covered Americans - who couldn’t keep the insurance they liked after all - signed up for Obamacare by employing such creative...

So you think the Brosurance and the Pajama Boy ads for Obamacare were pretty weird? Well, to paraphrase Al Jolson, you ain't seen nothing yet! And what you haven't seen yet is a surreal danceoff performance between Richard Simmons and a contortionist during a six hour Obamacare infomercial produced by Covered California. They were supposed to inspire young people to sign up but mostly what they did was to generate a lot of laughter...along with a bunch of dropped jaws. Perhaps "surreal" doesn't adequately describe this video (and below the fold) since it is more like a laughable rip in...