Hamilton police responded to a robbery at a Bank of Montreal where a guy tried to rob the place after showing up on a bicycle. ... Okay, first off, if you're planning a heist, maybe pick a getaway vehicle that can go faster than Lizzo. But this guy rolls up on two wheels, strolls in, and passes a note to the teller, motioning as if he had a weapon -- and the bank employees just weren't buying it, so he just ... left. But his day gets worse. When he gets outside and he discovers someone stole his bike! ......