Mullahs, madmen and monotheists September 10, 2005 TORONTO -- Someday I would love to see a Werner Herzog documentary about blithering messianic monotheists -- those religious snake-oil salesmen (of Christianity or Islam or whatever) -- that would emphasize the circular absurdity of their world view, in the way that Herzog's "How Much Wood Would a Wood Chuck Chuck" flaunts (and even celebrates) the ludicrous but hypnotic speech patterns of Southern auctioneers. We get a sampling of the Islamic variety, without a lot of coherent context, in "The Smell of Paradise," a documentary about jihadists in Afghanistan, Chechnya, Qatar, Azerbaijan and...