Fed up with petty crime? Join the crowd. You can just sit around and belly ache about it, or you can do the double chicken wing. Meet Garett Majoue. "I don't call 911," he says. "Some people say I'm a hero. Others say I'm a dummy." You decide for yourself. (Spoiler alert: Both answers are correct. Don't try this at home.)Majoue was captain of the wrestling team at Brother Martin in the early '90s. That sets up the rest of the story. It begins in 1999 with a simple errand to Delchamps in Metairie for some ice cream. For most...