Fellow Freepers, I need some help which will hopefully turn into a community project which others can use as well. We are having a GOP event Sat. night and want to slip some humor into the program. We are going to give away gag doorprizes. I need good ole Freeper ingenuity with some ideas. Here are a few we have thought of to get you started. 1. John Kerry Flip-Flops 2. Pamphlet on "How to Speak Boston" 3. John Kerry Gas Coupons (50 cents more) 4. Void check from John Kerry "Trust" Fund. (We voted to give the money away...