Posted on 05/20/2004 8:23:59 PM PDT by miner89
Fellow Freepers,
I need some help which will hopefully turn into a community project which others can use as well.
We are having a GOP event Sat. night and want to slip some humor into the program. We are going to give away gag doorprizes. I need good ole Freeper ingenuity with some ideas.
Here are a few we have thought of to get you started.
1. John Kerry Flip-Flops
2. Pamphlet on "How to Speak Boston"
3. John Kerry Gas Coupons (50 cents more)
4. Void check from John Kerry "Trust" Fund. (We voted to give the money away before we voted not to...)
5. Your portion of the John Kerry Fortune, a bottle of Heinz 57
I need some related to other democrats besides John Kerry. The event is in Tennessee.
One of John Kerry's "lost" (then "found") medals?
John Kerry Waffle Batter
See through Kerry Tee shirts.
1) French berets with JFK emblazoned on them.
2) Have the Micheal Moore eating contest - everyone particpating has to wear a pig nose.
3) Give away wickets - the word "wicked" pronounced wicket is a common element of Bostonian speech, to whit "Hey, I had a wicket pissah at this pardthy at Hahvad until this guy, who was like a wicket queeah Yankees fan, started hasslin me about the Red Sox."
1-A haircut from Christophe salon.
2-Butler made PB&J sandwiches.
3-Kerry signature bike with training wheels.
4-A pair of training skis.
5-Kerrys vietnam bandades.
6-A bra for his daughter.
7-Philly cheese steak with swiss.
Bagels! Buy, sell, eat bagel in support of Israel! And if they are bagels made in South Carolina that is even better! Maybe a door prize could be a year supply of Einstein's Bagels.
Some Ted Kennedy water wings.
Thanks guys * gals for all your support. That certainly gave me a few more ideas
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