I see too many f-ers in here gripping their ethically sourced oat milk latte so hard the cardboard sleeve is whimpering, staring at footage of us, actual Venezuelan human beings who have spent the last decade eating sleep for dinner, cheering for the Orange Man. HOW DARE WE, RIGHT!? And it hurts, doesnât it? It feels like your brain is trying to divide by zero while some -sshole kicks your junk with Delta Force boots. Since I know you ain't gonna read all this, this is the summary: F- YOU and your "ACKSHUALLY..." gag reflex. Too bad your squirrel mind...