Open invitation to all nasty partisansCome one -- Come AllYou are hereby invited to attend our Fifth Anniversary Pot-Luck Fillet-Bluster.This year's celebration is dedicated to the memory of our ground-breaking performance during the Ashcroft Hearings, 5 years ago.Shredding of Samuel Alito's reputationbegins **promptly** at Midnight.Long-winded excuses for such barbarityfollows thereafterStretch Limos available to bring your supporters from NOW, NARAL and the ACLUWafflers and "Johnny-come-Lately"s welcome.Respond at your own convenience to Ted Kennedy, who can be found in the barPlease note: Participants must bring their own machetes and black kettles