Seriously, folks, this is a vanity. If you clicked on it by mistake and don't wish to read a vanity, click away NOW. Still here? Okay, but be warned: if you comment about this being a vanity, I will chuckle derisively and move on to the next comment without dignifying yours with a reply. I am not kidding. This is a serious, Ecclesiastes 1:2 -level vanity. So here goes. I like cheese. That is all. I now return you to your regularly scheduled FReeping.