For immediate release. ESPN is proud to announce the lanching of our newest network, ESPNTO. ESPNTO will focus solely on NFL player Terrell Owens. "With 25% to 33% of exisiting programs such as 'SportsCenter' and 'PTI' being devoted to Terrell Owens, this is the next natural step", said ESPN President George Bodenheimer. The new network will feature endless clips of "T.O." ranting at teamates, his exciting touchdown celebrations, and of course T.O. doing situps in the driveway of his home. The latter will be aired at least once an hour. Additionally, you can plan on ESPN reporters staking out his...