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  • Can we get rid of "Q"?

    02/05/2010 8:32:38 PM PST · by When do we get liberated? · 46 replies · 1,070+ views
    When do we get liberated?
    I want to remove a useless letter of the alphabet. Why is there a "Q"? Why does it have an unearned spot in the alphabet? The most useful letters of the alphabet are all front loaded. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP the slackers of the crowd are all stuck in the back as an afterthought, i.e. WXYZ. Where does the self rightous, 10 point Scrabble letter "Q" get off slipping into line before RSTUV? Did they know the bouncer? Notice Q's accomplice U garnered a cheap 1 point role in Scrabble to facilitate Q's infiltration into the language. If I have my way we...
  • Freeper Silly's Amazon review of "Wizard of Oz" confounds readers [HUMOR]

    12/25/2009 9:18:43 PM PST · by Silly · 34 replies · 1,550+ views
    Amazon.com ^ | October 27, 2003 | Silly
    Following is my tongue-in-cheek review of "The Wizard of Oz" which I posted on Amazon in 2003. It's gone unnoticed until late this year. Customer comments follow. THE WIZARD OF OZ "Troublesome film marred by vague subject matter", by A Customer This film is troublesome on too many counts to list here but I will try. First, the story is implausible. Oz is not the sort of place children dream of, usually they dream of running or flying or getting lost. The "Oz" story was already a tired conventional hackneyed subject and should never have been filmed in the first...