WORST JOB IN THE WORLD Which circle of Hell would this be, exactly? For one's sins, one spends eternity as a Democratic spokesman with the duty of finding a rationale for why everything is terrible: According to one Democratic operative, the Dow's record close is "not an achievement but a failure." Robert Weiner, a Democratic strategist and former member of the Clinton administration, said people should remember it's taken nearly seven years for the Dow to break its previous record close, which happened on Jan. 14, 2000 - near the end of Bill Clinton's presidency... He said Tuesday's stock market...