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  • THe Kinder, Gentler War On Terror Begins

    06/10/2005 6:23:36 AM PDT · by JohnnyLawrence4U · 2 replies · 450+ views
    TechCentralStation.com ^ | June 10, 05 | Douglas Kern
    Men," growled Colonel Clueless, "there's no denying it: the Guantanamo Bay Ex-Detainee Reunion Party has clearly violated several Baghdad municipal ordinances, what with the mortar attacks and sniper fire and car bombs and all, and serious action will have to be taken." The other officers at the Battalion staff meeting whispered to each other nervously. A captain's hand shot into the air. "Sir, does this mean we can start shooting bullets now?" "Absolutely not. I intend to conduct every phase of Operation Sitting Ducks with scrupulous adherence to the letter of the law. And as you know, gentlemen, we are...
  • America the Incredible

    02/03/2005 9:13:33 AM PST · by Tolik · 52 replies · 2,384+ views
    TechCentralStation ^ | 02/03/2005 | Douglas Kern
    Every twenty years or so, we don the mask. The author on a uniquely American phenomenon.He's a fairly ordinary, middle-class fellow who doesn't act as though he wields near-godlike power. But he's nearly unstoppable, capable of besting any imaginable enemy, and yet he seems perfectly content with his lovely wife, three kids, and a nice house in the suburbs. Or…almost content, anyway. Despite the edicts of self-righteous lawyers, carping media twits, and nitpicking politicians, he patrols the bad alleys of his city, looking for the kind of trouble that only he can stop. Oh, he's been accused of being the...