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I have no idea if I'm doing this right, so I hope somebody can fix whatever I mess up. I am so sorry for not posting sooner, but the last couple of days have been a blur. The surgery on Tuesday didn't actually start until noon even though we signed in at 7:30 am and they took Jeff to the OR around 10:30. We got our final report at 10 pm. By 11:00 pm I was able to go to his room in the ICU. He did very well during the surgery. Coming out of the anesthesia was a little...

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168". The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says," What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini". Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."...

Police in the Netherlands are appealing for calm as they investigate what they believe is the latest in a spate of arson attacks against religious targets. A mosque at Helden near the German border in the south of the country has been gutted. There have now been at least 20 arson attacks on mosques and churches since the murder of filmmaker Theo van Gogh by an Islamic militant 11 days ago. "People were keeping an eye on the mosque," said a Helden police official. "It wasn't permanently guarded though. After the murder of van Gogh we did talk about increasing...