Since Sep 24, 2004

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I am not a Lesbian, but I do like women (I am 100% male)
I am not a Thespian, in fact I hold the acting vocation in utter contempt.
I am not a Gymnast, but I bend over backwards for people I like
I am not a Midget, but I can be terribly short at times

I like the nick LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget because it is patently absurd, and I have a deep appreciation for the absurd