It’s just the flu, bro. Today we are not talking about Coronavirus. Today we are discussing two other diseases and how these can kill over 1 million Americans. The first is the viral itchytoeitis which causes mild intermittent itchiness of the victim’s big toe. The second is fakediseaseitis which causes no symptoms and is not contagious. Itchytoeitis is very contagious and it spreads throughout the population rapidly. There is some T-cell immunity but still this killer will infect 20% of the population within 1 year. Because it is so serious with all of these itchy toes, the government has mandated...