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MIDI - RED RUBBER BALL (ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha, John F. Kerry ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha ha ha ha) You can trust me to lead this great land 'Cause a boat a long, long time ago had been under my command I'm the one who has believed we should live and let live And I will show our enemies we'll fight more sensitive All those big mean weapons I don't like...oh, no no, not at all The only thing we're needing is a big wet spitball (ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha, John F. Kerry...

MIDI - POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE David Gergen is screaming...Mrs. Greenspan goes nuts Wolfie can't believe it...they're all sick in their guts Look at weenie Mark Shields...he is ready to spit Is Campbell Brown crying...Mara chomps at the bit We know what they're needing...better put ice on it Twinkle toes Ronnie Reagan...needs Midol tonight Big mouth Susan Estrich...aww, will she be all right Terry Mac's suicidal...moving chairs on the deck John Edwards is whining...'cause he can't find his Breck Shellshocked Chrissy Matthews...Zell has him by the neck

MIDI - OH WHAT A NIGHT Oh what a night...warm September in two thousand four Kerry's rear end is still feeling sore Zell had ripped him...what a night Oh what a night...as John's exposed for the whole world to see Yes, it's our power that has kept them free Zell had ripped him...what a night The DemocRATS...the DemocRATS are screaming, "NO, NO, NO!" Poor DemocRATS The DemocRATS...stuck with a candidate who really blo-ows Oh what a night...Kerry's team does not know what to do 'Cause the things that Miller said were true Zell had ripped him...what a night Poor...

MIDI - THANK YOU GIRL You had told it straight...they were the words that all must hear We're the shining light...we heard you say it loud and clear And we are pleased to say, we thank you Zell, thank you Zell We're led by a man who's very decent to the core He has done his job and is deserving of FOUR MORE And we are pleased to say, we thank you Zell, thank you Zell Thank you, Zell, for standing up for our USA We'll fight terrorists till they see their final day And we are pleased to...

MIDI - WORDSAs his panic's setting in...John Kerry gets confused, I guess At midnight he looked like he's drunk...man, his campaign is in a mess He does not know what to do...is the campaign all through...for Ketchup Boy It seems that he has lost his mind...or maybe it is just...a stupid ploy Soros spent 12 million bucks...but John's effort still sucks...to me What stunt he's going to pull next...that really is a mystery He'll take a great big cleansing breath and swear he will not fall With just 5 words, he'll tell it to you straight..."This is your wake...

MIDI - MIDNIGHT CONFESSIONS - 2nd version The sound of polls dropping...has him quite concerned His campaign was rolling right along Now it is looking like it's gonna crash and burn On Kerry's midnight campaign stop He borrowed his loony wife's Gulfstream On Kerry's midnight campaign stop It seemed like it's some kind of bad dream He lost it We are watching it live...the wheels have come off We can't believe the things we see We are rubbing our eyes...the guy has become a Moore Mini Me Maybe the SwiftVets drove him crazy...that explains it all He won't be...