DFU SONG: Red Rubber Ball (Zell said it -- Kerry would fight with a big wet spitball)

DFU SONGS | 9-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - RED RUBBER BALL

(ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha, John F. Kerry
ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha ha ha ha)

You can trust me to lead this great land
'Cause a boat a long, long time ago had been under my command
I'm the one who has believed we should live and let live
And I will show our enemies we'll fight more sensitive

All those big mean weapons I don't like...oh, no no, not at all
The only thing we're needing is a big wet spitball

(ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha, John F. Kerry
ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha ha ha ha)

I had said yes to a nice nuclear freeze
That would, my friends, most certainly bring them to their knees
I'm the one who has believed we should live and let live
And I will show our enemies we'll fight more sensitive

All those big mean weapons I don't like...oh, no no, not at all
The only thing we're needing is a big wet spitball

(ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha, John F. Kerry
ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha ha ha ha)

I love the U.N...you have often heard me say
I'd put those guys in charge if I only had my way
I'm the one who has believed we should live and let live
And I will show our enemies we'll fight more sensitive

All those big mean weapons I don't like...oh, no no, not at all
The only thing we're needing is a big wet spitball

Big mean weapons I don't like...oh, no no, not at all
The only thing we're needing is a big wet spitball

(ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha ha, John F. Kerry
ha ha, John F. Kerry...ha)

[doug from upland]

Use this MIDI site -- MIDI - RED RUBBER BALL -- No. 138

[FesterUSMC]

[doug from upland]

Thanks for bringing in the photo.

[beaversmom]

Great work. How do you do that stuff so fast? Man oh man was Zell on fire tonight. Just saw the replay of him on Chrissyfit's show--'bout time someone stood up to that bully. Go Zell Go.

[doug from upland]

I guess after so many of these I just think in lyric. And, of course, the RATS provide endless material.

[nomad]

Good one, I don`t suppose you could record it so we could download it? Played over a bullhorn it would make the liberals foam at the mouth and bay at the moon.

[doug from upland]

I can't sing, read music, write music, or play an instrument. I would be honored if anyone out there could record any of my songs. I'd love to hear a talk show host do a new one every day during this campaign.

[doug from upland]

I borrowed this. Great work, as usual.