NEW STUDY SHOWS GOP CHEATING WORKERS John Swindle and G. Ullable, Unbelievable News Cambridge, Mass. Aug 18, 2004 -- A seminar held last week at Harvard University among the nations leading mathematicians has concluded with a stunning revelation; two plus two equals five! Dr. Fester N. Boil, chief mathematician at Berkley College in California, used his new theory of “selective fact” to prove his formula, developed along with Dr. May B. Anut of Barnard College, that when social factors are included in the computation, two plus two equates to five. “It’s a breakthrough of incredible proportion”, said Dr. Boil in...