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E-mail to Eli Pariser, Director, Moveon.org From: James (Cooter) Thompson re: Buying and Selling Dear Mr. Pariser: I am Designated Letter Writer for the guys down to Daryl's Bait Shop here in Lagniappe, Louisiana. I and Jack Boudreau and Armen Yazoo been communicating with your late candidate John Forbes Kerry for a number of months, actually since last May. We been advising him on matters of campaign tactics and strategy on a purely pro bono (for the public good) basis. You can find copies of our correspondence here.We see you been at the same game full time and for considerable...

E-mail to Candidate Kerry #11 From James (Cooter) Thompson re: Post-Convention Helpful Hints Dear Senator kerry: Me and Boudreau and the guys down to Daryl's Bait Shop reporting for duty, Sir. We can't say we were glued to our TV sets watching the Democratic Convention in Boston last week. It was so stagey, so lacking in genuine spirit that we felt embarrassed for you. Good staging hides the fact that it is staged and makes it seem spontaneous and natural. But your Convention just reeked of staginess done by guys who are clever with the appearance of things but haven't...

E-mail to Jamie Gorelick and R. Ben Veniste of the 9/11 Commission From James (Cooter) Thompson I'm writing to you folks on behalf of the guys down to Daryl's Bait Shop here in Lagniappe, Louisiana. We thought up some questions for you, seeing as how you are Public Servants and we are members of the Public. We figure that the purpose of the 9/11 Commission and the reason you are spending millions of taxpayer dollars is to figure out how come those 19 Arab guys were able to hijack those planes and kill about 3000 Americans. We want to know...