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  • Turkey and Sage Dumpling Soup with Basement Joe (political satire)

    09/24/2021 8:35:04 PM PDT · by jfd1776
    Illinois Review ^ | September 24, AD 2021 | John F Di Leo
    I, Lieutenant Colonel Theresa Long, MD, MPH, FS being duly sworn, depose and state as follows: 1. I make this affidavit, as a whistle blower under the Military Whistleblower Protection Act, Title 10 U.S.C. § 1034, in support of the above referenced MOTION as expert testimony in support thereof. 2. The expert opinions expressed here are my own and arrived at from my persons, professional and educational experiences taken in context, where appropriate, by scientific data, publications, treatises, opinions, documents, reports and other information relevant to the subject matter and are not necessarily those of the Army or Department of...
  • Di Leo: Fire-Roasted Tomato Soup with Basement Joe

    09/17/2021 1:44:13 PM PDT · by jfd1776 · 5 replies
    Illinois Review ^ | September 17, 2021 AD | John F Di Leo
    Illinois Review is proud to be sharing samples of IR columnist John F. Di Leo's popular soup series - one he's been writing since January 2021 - when President Joe Biden was first sworn into office. John's new book is available on Amazon.com. Fire-Roasted Tomato Soup with Basement Joe By John F. Di Leo - Introduction: Imagine, if you will, an alternate universe in which a confused old man - Joe Buckstop - stumbles into the presidency, and spends his entire term in his basement. Each evening, an aide walks downstairs and serves him his bowl of soup, and engages...
  • <p> If I'm Elected President (Can Chuck Norris Beat Fred Thompson? Satire Alert)

    06/10/2007 10:54:01 PM PDT · by goldstategop · 25 replies · 1,229+ views
    Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 06/11/2007 | Chuck Norris
    I was wondering the other day, if I ran for president, what would be my campaign promises? I made a list I'm certain can get me elected. If I'm elected President, I will… Require members of Congress to work out on the Total Gym 15 minutes each day – or else they can't vote on anything. Cut spending by dismissing the Secret Service, at least for my eight years in office (why would I need them?). Resurrect Bruce Lee and appoint him head of homeland security (OK, the CIA and FBI too). Give a presidential pardon to … no one,...
  • THE REAL STORY OF RATHERGATE Leaked Independent Panel Details...Actual Original Memo Included

    01/17/2005 6:46:44 AM PST · by NationalLampoonguy · 3 replies · 536+ views
    MoveOnPlease.org ^ | 1/17/05 | MoveOnPlease
    THE REAL STORY OF RATHERGATE CBS announces staff firings and cutbacks, but what they didn’t say was that the big bloodshot eye network would be outsourcing its entire operation to India. Was it because that isn’t going to happen or that... THEY DIDN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW? Perhaps that’s something we’ll never know for sure but how long before Apu--I’m sorry--Brad, closes his newscast with "Courage"? Examples: Labor Day: CBS producer Mary Mapes speaks to Kerry advisor, Joe Lockhart, but both Lockhart and Mapes say they only spoke about "how damn hot it is around this time of year." Not...
  • Right-wing laugh riot

    11/27/2003 12:35:46 AM PST · by raccoonradio · 1 replies · 105+ views
    The Washington Times ^ | Nov. 6, 2003 | Laura Vanderkam
    <p>One night last summer, radio host Larry Elder beckoned his listeners to the Ha Ha Cafe in North Hollywood to film a documentary lampooning liberal film maker Michael Moore.</p> <p>Intrigued, producer Eric Peterkofsky showed up for the night's comedy. He listened as comic Jeff Wayne headlined the event with right-wing jokes rarely heard in comedy shows.</p>