One afternoon a Liberal was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Liberal said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the Liberal replied. Turning to...