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Helvetica, Overcome: Geraldine Schott and her sons watch as their badly damaged car is hauled away from a Shoneys parking lot. They were victims of a June 26 Darwin-ista attack in St. Paul, Minn. RACINE — At a Duluth, Minn., Target store parking lot in July, hostilities between motorists brandishing 'IXOYE' fish and 'Darwin' fish broke into open conflict after years of angry gestures and cutting one another off in traffic. "One of the Christians said something about Darwin being a drunken, godless fool, and someone on the other side said Jesus was gay, and that pretty much did it,"...

Former Seinfeld star Michael Richards stunned a comedy club audience, shouting racial insults at people who made fun of him during his performance, it was reported. The 57-year-old actor-comedian, best known for playing Jerry Seinfeld's eccentric neighbour Kramer on the hit TV show, was performing at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles on Friday night when he started the insults, according to video posted on entertainment website TMZ.com. The tirade apparently began after two black audience members started shouting at him that he wasn't funny. Richards answered: "Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f--king...

So, you've been sleazing around Free Republic for a couple years, tossing out morsels of your precious humor to the unappreciative swine? Think you're pretty funny? Well, here's your chance to put your mouth where, well, your mouth is! If you got what it takes to keep your head above water with other comics in a one hour unscripted comedic slamfest of the weeks news, FReepmail me. We go live tomorrow at 3pm est. Tell your friends then for God's sake, leave me alone. And ya, we're funny two...