Congressman Billybob Sez: [posted 5 December 2002] This here's the 327th Report ta the Folks Back Home from the (More er Less) Honorable Billybob, cyberCongressman from Western Carolina. Ma sainted Mama offen sed, "Winners never cheat, and cheaters never win." From an early age I knew she was wrong. Sometimes, cheaters do win. I firs saw that onna playground ov the elementary school at the State Teachers College in Salisbury, Maryland, where I growed up. But I unnerstood what she meant. Thangs don allas work this way. But that's how thangs oughta be. N, that's how I oughta conduct maself....