We've been watching "Hell's Kitchen" 09, or what I call the Cooking and Cussing Show. It's down to three and I think I've got the winner picked. The Donald's "Celebrity Apprentice" 09 continues on and this should be called the Joan River reality show. The cooking challenge will never make Hell's Kitchen but the bickering and cussing might. All with pics and vid you'll find nowhere else on the Internet.