Help Wanted: No Experience Necessary Have you ever dreamed of a career in the trucking industry? Ever wanted to feel the breeze in your hair? Ever heard the call of the wide, open highway? Now’s your chance! The Syrian government has immediate openings for fifty truck drivers on the picturesque Syrian-Lebanon trade route! Now you can make a difference, get your foot in the door to eternity and help wipe out Satan and his spawn while earning a great wage and these exciting perks: (1) $25,000 accident or dismemberment policy paid immediately to your clan (2) compensation for hauling fallen...