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  • Dad Says Results Of Halloween Candy Inspection Could Be Delayed Up To 2 Weeks

    11/04/2024 8:53:03 PM PST · by MikelTackNailer · 4 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | November 1, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    ATLANTA, GA — Local dad Brad O'Malley reportedly disappointed his young children this morning by informing them that the results of his inspection of their Halloween candy may be delayed for up to two weeks. According to the O'Malley children, whose candy was confiscated last night immediately after their return from trick-or-treating, their dad let them know that "technical difficulties" had resulted in unavoidable delays in completing the annual candy inspection process. "I'm really sorry, guys, but you'll just have to bear with me," O'Malley reportedly said. "We've got a lot of candy to go through here. With so...