Even though it's practically over before it started, I thought I would give this a shot... ---------- 10. To paraphrase the silver medalist in the 2004 presidential campaign. I was for the individual mandate before I was against it. 9. Who doesn't want a president with Janet Reno hair? 8. Horny as a three-wife RINO. 7. Doing with words what Trumps hair couldn't, disqualify myself. 6. It's time I got a new marriage certificate Contract with America. 5. At least I married MY intern. 4. America, I solemnly swear not to leave you on your deathbed for something younger...