President George W. Bush on Sen. John Kerry 's constantly changing positions on the war in Iraq: "He has sat on the fence for so long that the iron has entered his soul." Senator Kerry on Bush: "I would trust my honorable opponent with anything, except, that is, public office." Bush on Kerry 's campaigning: "He went around the country stirring up apathy." Kerry on Bush 's plain-spoken speeches: "He has never been known to use a word that might send a listener to the dictionary." The media, after listening to Bush 's stump speech over and over: "It is...