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  • Men Arrested For Telling Lawyer Jokes While Waiting At L.I. Court

    01/12/2005 7:17:28 AM PST · by esryle · 217 replies · 6,780+ views
    HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. -- Two men have been arrested for trading lawyer jokes while waiting on line to get into First District Court in Hempstead. The two men, 69-year-old Harvey Kash, of Bethpage, and 65-year-old Carl Lanzisera, of Huntington, were in court Monday as part of their work with Americans for Legal Reform, a group that monitors how the courts serve the public. While waiting on a long line to get through into court, they began telling each other lawyer jokes such as, "How do you tell if a lawyer is lying? Answer: his lips are moving." Well, an attorney within...
  • Mouse blamed for car crash

    01/03/2005 9:54:29 PM PST · by MissouriConservative · 9 replies · 386+ views
    SAPA ^ | 01/01/2005 | None
    Nagel - A mouse was blamed for a two-car accident in southern Germany - after having crawled up a motorist's trousers. As the rodent squirmed up his inside thigh, the driver slammed on the brakes, causing a rear-end collision with a car driven by a female motorist. When the woman got out to give him a piece of her mind, the man opened his trousers and hauled out the wriggling mouse, according to a police spokesperson.