Posted on 01/03/2005 9:54:29 PM PST by MissouriConservative
Nagel - A mouse was blamed for a two-car accident in southern Germany - after having crawled up a motorist's trousers.
As the rodent squirmed up his inside thigh, the driver slammed on the brakes, causing a rear-end collision with a car driven by a female motorist.
When the woman got out to give him a piece of her mind, the man opened his trousers and hauled out the wriggling mouse, according to a police spokesperson.
Sounds like this guy is keeping a filthy car. You gotta throw those food containers out...
When the story said he pulled the mouse out when the woman confronted him....I thought about that old line.....
Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hey Glock, I think we found your Attack Mouse.
I won't touch this, Oh Hell, I can't help it, was it one of those hairless mousies? I suspect it is bed time, good night from the Swamp. I can't stand no more!
It wasn't Lemiwinks, was it?
Several years ago, an elderly lady driving on US 290 east of Austin, had a rattlesnake crawl out from under her car seat. She pulled over and opened the door and got out. A State Trooper stopped to see what was going on, and took a picture of the snake in the car. He finally got it out and killed it.
Deflator Mouse
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