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  • Kerry for Nobel Peace Prize, and then President (trucated....)

    09/11/2015 4:59:18 PM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 2 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | September 11, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    Now that Obama has lawlessly kicked the a@@ of the Repube's Par-tay---spineless toadies to the very last---he will propose someone for the Noble Peace Prize. No surprize. I have said for months it would be Jonh "Ketchup Boy" Kerry, who, incidentally, served in Viet Nam, and produced his own 8mm vignettes to aggrandize his own fat, frigging butt to prove it. And all the rest where he threw somebody else's medals over the WH wall, and all that crap. F______ him, anyway.... So...Obama will now run this moron for President, because the Moron will comply totally with his Master's wishes,...
  • Yew Might Be A Zottee If Yew....

    09/11/2015 12:06:16 PM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 80 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | September 11, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    Yew might be a Liberal if yew: have an “Obama Mamma” tee-shirt Yew might be a Liberal if yew: don’t lock yer door at night and feel happy Yew might be a Liberal if yew: listen to BBC or Al-Jazeera and think they are a little to the right Yew might be a Liberal if yew: “don’t believe in guns” but you do believe in flying blue monkeys Yew might be a Liberal if yew: think Jon “Stuart” Leibowitz are funneh. Yew might be a Liberal if yew: believe all illegal “immigrants” come here to work and feed their families....
  • The Last Trump, MF....

    09/11/2015 7:44:04 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 15 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | September 11, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    The non-liberal, non-media, non-RINO, non-entertainment, non-ESPN, non-PC, non-1984---Real World so LOATHES these filthy, rabid, marxist, islamist creeps that there is literally NOTHING the Trump can do wrong. The Donald brings new meaning to the words, “The Last Trump” (look it up if you gotta). Donald Trump is single-handedly destroying all of the above, and changing the world forever. In these insane times, where bad entertainment and the worst pornography and no-info and mad-dog social media somehow rule, where our miraculous history, language, and national story are being beheaded and burned alive while we are made to watch---Donald Trump is saying,...
  • Operation Jaded Helmet - Briga-Dear General "Uncle" Ruthie Fabulous (Satire)

    09/03/2015 11:01:35 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 8 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | September 3, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    (SATIRE) OPERATION JADED HELMET: Operational Modus FROM: Briga-Dear General, “Uncle” Ruthie Fabulous, 102nd GLBT Brigade MEMO: Guys, gals, and transgendered whatever: The following instructions are provided to assist you in-country as we benevolently mix and meld undetected with the indigenous people of New Mexico. We are there to earn their hearts and minds and Master the Human Domain, whatever that may mean (truthfully, guys, and whoever, they won’t tell me what it means.) NOTE: New Mexico is just to the left of Texas, or Tejas. It is not the regular Mexico. Not yet, away. Operational Modus 1. Never try to...
  • Pamela Geller - Arrest Warrants For Assault, Terror, Hate Crimes (Satire)

    09/02/2015 8:38:41 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 33 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | September 2, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    Paramatta, AUS. by Cecil Throckmorton-Sykes, Neutral Liberal Journalist Shocking violations! Not only did an innocent, very well-dressed, inherently superior Muslima punch a male cop in the face, but when her cell phone was confiscated from its hiding place she justifiably shrieked at the female cop, “Don’t touch my phone, you’re a whore, you are Christian, you will burn in hell. You will be the first one in uniform to have your throat slit.” Naturally, to right this injustice to the sacred personage of the well-dressed Muslima, Magistrate Margaret “Maxi-Pads” McGlynn dropped the charges against her, even though not only had...
  • Bucks County, PA: Armed White Panthers Assault ACLU and Democrat Base

    09/01/2015 8:32:54 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 41 replies
    RightWingConservaiveNews.com ^ | September1, 2015 | RightWingConservaiveNews.com
    Today in Historic Bucks County, Pennsylvania, the controversial White Panthers marched fully armed in front of the ACLU Building in downtown Doylestown. They formed ranks—with their assault weapons and assault hats and assault shirts and their assault socks menacingly displayed to full assault view. WHITE PANTHERS image But what was worse, is, they chanted their signature assault theme, “Gonna keel yo azz, gonna keel yo azz, gonna fry yew like frawgs in blankets an’ gonna eet yo dam azz!” They were later joined by the even more controversial assault group, White Wives Matter— wearing menacingly displayed assault dresses and assault...
  • Obama To rename "America"

    08/31/2015 2:27:01 PM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 41 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | August 31, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    The President today announced from aboard Air Force One on his way to a 4 week vacation in sunny Iran By The Sea, that he would take Executive Action “immediately to rename the former America which is a site of significant cultural importance to the original inhabitants, the Iranians. Iran first populated this great country of folks back in 13,000 BM (Before Me.) It is onlly fitting that this land is renamed for its original inhabitants—prior to physically returning it to them, as Michelle and I will be doing in a seaside ceremony with ice cream cones, in Iran where...
  • The Donald Trump phenomenon: hidden meanings

    The Donald Trump phenomenon: hidden meanings by Jon Rappoport August 30, 2015 “You could take the five major news networks and filter Jesus Christ, Buddha, Hitler, Stalin, Attila, Gandhi, and Lawrence Welk through them, and eventually you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference among them. They’d all come across in the same way. That, in fact, is the purpose of television.” (The Underground, Jon Rappoport) I have nothing against hope, but the brand of naïve hope that surfaces during every presidential election season is truly ridiculous. Candidate after candidate lies through his teeth, and the people buy in. Now...
  • The Hot Pants Hotshot: Formidable Derring Do....

    08/30/2015 9:11:05 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 20 replies
    DailyMail.Co.UK ^ | August 30, 2015 | Peter Allen and Adam Luck
    With the hint of a smile, Simone Segouin stares nonchalantly into the camera with a submachine gun slung over her shoulder. It is a startling image of the young French freedom fighter – and it would soon become iconic. It comes from a colour film, shot by Hollywood director George Stevens in August 1944. It immortalises an 18-year-old Simone shortly after she helped capture 25 German soldiers in her home village of Thivars, south west of Paris. The defiant teenager gazes back at the lens, dressed in blue shorts, a black-and-white top with a red sash and a khaki cap,...
  • The 4 scientifically named races of Humankind are: Negroid, Caucasoid, Mongoloid, and So.-Sea Island

    08/30/2015 6:21:38 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 90 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | August 30, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    The four scientifically named races of Humankind are: Negroid, Caucasoid, Mongoloid, and South-Sea Islander. Now—one cannot know from, say, a photo, if a person is “African-American.” I mean, like, wow—that could be hurtful and offensive to him; he might be a proud Caribe, Dominican, Hatian, Frenchman, Somali, Croatian, or even a space alien. If he’s “a dark skinned male,” as AP likes to say in its bold, racial benchmark statement about the most recent cop-killer, then others would likely term him as “African American.” HOWsome-ever, he may actually be a Mexican who’s not an American; or an American who’s from...
  • IF ONLY DONALD TRUMP WOULD STAND FORTH AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

    08/26/2015 7:12:39 PM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 18 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | August 26, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    If only Donald Trump would stand forth and say something like this:Barack Obama: yes, I am taking to you directly; not your "administration," your quislings, your minions, or your trained-seal, so-called "media" agitation-propaganda juggernaut. It's all you. I am talking to you, U.S. President Barack Obama, or Barry Soetoro, or whatever your real name may actually be. You---by speaking or by not speaking---by acting or by not acting---you have wittingly or unwittingly advocated or empowered a renewed, malignant, metastasized racial strife in America, rather than lifting even one finger of power or persuasion to even try and stop, prevent, or...
  • Is Michelle Prepping For A Run At The Presidency?

    08/22/2015 10:08:24 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 103 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | August 22, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    Am I the only one who "feels" that Michelle is missing from the "news" more than ever? Perhaps prepping for her run at the Presidency? * * 1. Woman 2. Black 3. Obama Name 4. A committed communist, socialist, "community" organizer or whatever. * * As such, she would be uncriticizable by almost all media, politicians, and serfs. She could be counted upon by Obama to carry on the "transformation of America" which he began, especially as regardds the military, whites, Christians, and those not of his "Party." Perfect. Am I right?
  • MICHAEL SAUSAGE AND THE SAUSAGE RATION TALK RADIO SHOW - An Imagining

    08/18/2015 5:59:19 PM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 49 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | August 18, 2015 | RhightWingConservativeNews.com
    Jes’ sayin’…. Mihael Sausage, of the famed “Sausage Ration”, when he holds it and himself together long enough, is one of the best radio talk show hosts ever. His mind and analytic abilities are matchless at times. Why, then, doesn’t he ever seem to carry an entire show that way, from beginning to end? At some point he seems to run out of steam and starts talking about unrelated or inane subjects, such as what he had for lunch, his heartburn, or food stains on his shirt. He might even break out into nonsense rhyming or song. Sometimes he is...
  • Day of the Blob, A right Wing, Rock and Roll Nightmare

    08/10/2015 9:18:13 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 3 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | August 10, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    It began normally. I woke up yet one more time after a night's sleep---"sleep:" the little brother of death. I'm seventy, so, I'm always surprised anymore when I actually wake up alive. I confirmed I was still alive. I farted, long and loud. It went on forever; I felt my body shrink; I thought I might deflate like a balloon. It was an old man's relief. But, yes, it proved I was still alive: I fart; therefore I am. I managed to haul myself in a kind of situp onto the edge of the bed using both arms and my...
  • On Looking "Presidential" and Other Bull

    08/09/2015 9:41:23 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 7 replies
    RightWingConservativeNews.com ^ | August 9, 2015 | RightWingConservativeNews.com
    A lot of bull-puckey has come down to us about, "looking presidential." It has come down from on high---the high priest propaganda media, and the smelly, old-style, rotted, keep-my-job-at-all-cost" Repube-lick-ant quislings. But---unrealized by most--we have already entered an era where "politics" is finally dead. Now, in the "world of tomorrow" (today), actual---real---leadership is required for any People of this Earth to actually survive the present global immolation and meltdown.Not lies, platitudes, sooth, political correctness, or Enforcers of Kings, Queens, and War-Lords; no, we don't need that. It is no longer even entertaining to watch such "folks," or a "politician," mouth...
  • The Assassination of Ronald Jump—Candidate—A Cautionary Tale….

    08/07/2015 1:06:20 PM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 19 replies
    www.rightwingconservativenews.com ^ | August 7, 2015 | rightwingconservativenews.com
    The President of the United States winced as he watched the huge, retreating backside of the First Lady exiting the Oval Office like a heaving cargo galleon under full sail. The President spoke to his front office, "Is she gone?" "Yes, Mr. President." President Bara O'Hara finally sat back and relaxed in his chair, ignoring the pile of food and accouterments left before him by his wife. Free of her food surveillance, he pulled open the lower right drawer of his massive desk, a gift from Queen Victoria to President Hayes in 1880, where he'd hidden the Bacon & Cheese...
  • “E Plebnista.” Star Trek Episode 52.5 (1968)

    08/05/2015 6:29:55 PM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 48 replies
    rightwingconservativenews.com ^ | August 5, 2015 | rightwingconservativenews.com
    The deck of the great star ship Enterprise heaved and bucked crazily as it was released from the time storm and dropped out of warp into an alien system. Captain Kirk was hurled from his command chair by the sudden deceleration but managed to catch himself against a bulkhead covered with blinking emergency lights. He sustained a slight cut to the head which was bleeding onto his uniform shoulder. “Spock!” he called to the Vulcan who was strapped into his science officer’s seat, “where the hell are we?” The Vulcan answered calmly. “Unknown at this time, Captain. I am attempting...
  • US Tribal Warfare , Human Evolution, and the Welcome Death of Politics, and the Obama Way :)

    08/04/2015 10:19:57 PM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 6 replies
    www.rightwingconservativenews.com ^ | August 8, 2015 | rightwingconservativenews.com
    US Tribal Warfare , Human Evolution, and the Welcome Death of Politics, and the Obama Way http://rightwingconservativenews.com/2015/08/04/us-tribal-warfare-human-evolution-and-the-welcomne-death-of-politics/ I used to think and say that, “Liberals belong here too. They are part of the gene pool. Obviously, we are genetically pe-programmed to argue both sides of all important questions and then reach a workable, reasonable synthesis.” I don’t think that anymore; or say it. I now think and say, that if Liberals existed back during the Ice Age they must have been put out on the ice flows at night, for being extremely dangerous to survival of the tribe and clans....
  • Man killed in police shooting had lengthy criminal past

    08/02/2015 2:02:15 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 17 replies
    KOB.com ^ | August 8, 2015 | Stephanie Claytor, KOB Eyewitness NEws 4
    Man killed in police shooting had lengthy criminal past Updated: 08/01/2015 10:19 PM | Created: 08/01/2015 10:09 PM By: Stephanie Claytor, KOB Eyewitness NEws 4 The alleged gunman shot down by Albuquerque police officers Friday was out on bond at the time of the incident. Rafael Molina Jr., 33, was a convicted drug dealer, drunk driver and someone who threatened people with weapons, according to court records. Officers were chasing Molina after a 911 caller told police he had kidnapped a woman. The chase ended on Edith near Garfield, on Bonnie Green's mother's doorstep. "By the time I actually got...
  • If Trump’s Comments on McCain Sound Familiar, You May Have Heard Them Before…From the Left

    07/23/2015 9:06:04 AM PDT · by Reverend Saltine · 14 replies
    The Blaze ^ | July 20, 2015 | Mike Opelka
    "During the 2008 campaign cycle, Retired U.S. Army General Wesley Clark appeared on CBS’s Face the Nation as a surrogate for Barack Obama. Clark did use the word “hero” to describe McCain’s POW experience, stating, ”I certainly honor his service as a prisoner of war. He was a hero to me and to hundreds of thousands and millions of others in the armed forces, as a prisoner of war.” But Clark also made a statement about how the Arizona senator ended up a prisoner of war. “Well, I don’t think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is...