Posted on 08/18/2015 5:59:19 PM PDT by Reverend Saltine
Jes sayin .
Mihael Sausage, of the famed Sausage Ration, when he holds it and himself together long enough, is one of the best radio talk show hosts ever.
His mind and analytic abilities are matchless at times.
Why, then, doesnt he ever seem to carry an entire show that way, from beginning to end? At some point he seems to run out of steam and starts talking about unrelated or inane subjects, such as what he had for lunch, his heartburn, or food stains on his shirt. He might even break out into nonsense rhyming or song.
Sometimes he is lethargic, slow, low, and whining, and at other times he seems to be speeding, higher, and higher, talking faster than the average human can even think.
Sausage must be about 97 years old by now, and puts me in mind of an ancient desert prophet but I wish he would plan his shows to be more coherent and straight through, rather than bounce all over the place.
Oh and I loathe when he attacks his competition, giving them nasty nicknames and needlessly saying absurdly noxious things about them.
A typical show might begin something like **Cue Music: the Mommas and the Poppas, Monday Monday.
This is Mihael Sausage coming to you live, coast to coast, from the mighty WABZ radio machinea 50,000 watt blowtorch signal drying out the sweltering streets of New Yorkmy home town, the son of an immigrant here! If youre not with the Sausage Ration, youre not anywhere! Just ask my dog Freddy! Hes right here iin the studio listening to his masters voice. Am I right, Freddy! That wasnt a question! Hoo, boy; I just finished two Chinese lunches and the heartburn is killing meyou didnt know that until I told you, did you! But lets get to work awreadyanother Monday, Mondayhere at the Sausage Ration! Freddy, listen to your masters voice! Lucky for you its not the lawyeh, or the board banger, or the golf EL Chappothose shrinking members of the Talk Carteltheyd make you bored with their shtick, Freddy!
Freddy!
ANYWAYMy guests today are almost as famous as I am, but not as good-looking! Thats rightthats who they are! The fantastic, syndicated movie critic, Mr. Rex Leaf, in an Earth-shaking reveal interview with one of the worlds most outspoken and creative peoplenot to mention hes really, really richIts! Mr! Ronald! Jump! Of literary, movie, Internet, casino, and high-rise fame!
Mr. Ronald Jump, and Rex Leaf! Fantastic, am I right? That wasnt a question! Im the most right person in radio history! Maybe in the world!
Rex Leaf and Ronald Jump!
Rex, why dont you just take it away and beginThe Ronald has something astonishing to reveal and I can hardly wait myself to hear itIm like King Lear waiting for news of his daughter! Are my references too nuanced? Too literary for you? I am the smartest person in radio; maybe in the world. Well, go ahead, Rex, but first let me tell you about this diner Mihael Sausage went to last night, where I met regular, salt of the Earth peoplejust like me! Im a down to Earth guy, the only son of an immigrant in talk radio, and I read real people better than anybody else in the history of radiobecause I have that abilityno, no, wait a second, Rex and Ronald, wait, quiet, you have to hear about thisI was SO Moved by it! Mihael Sausage started dinner with some down to earth winewe were all singingwine, 50 cents for a bottle, and .
**
Anyway.
Anyway, thats about how it goes.
I just wish he straighten out the act. Hed be even better than he is now.
Jes sayin
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I find Limbaugh tedious at times. I find Wiener insufferable all the time.
...jes’ sayin’... :)
What you just said!!!
You really say it gude, brah!!! :)
I met Michael Weiner....back in the early 80’s...did some small bidness with him
he was ..slightly out of control even then
yes I have witnesses
tapes and signed statements? Great!
But we were talking about Mihael Sausage!! And the Sausage Ration....
thats him.....the one Mark Levin has often referred to as the wiener.
his wife had to rell em that he was behaving inappropriately.....and that on our fIRST MEETING
I’ve listened to Savage from the time he was a part time substitute host on a local station. I quit listening to him a few years ago. My sincere guess is he is bi-polar.
Dr. Savage has been emphasizing and pushing for border , language and culture since the mid 90’s . Someone - namely Donald Trump - is finally following his lead . My hat is off to both .
oh, you mean Mike Weiner!
The radio guy?
He’s married?
I did not know that.
i listened to him a few times and he never mentioned that
Savage?
Oh, him.
Bi-polar?
I dunno....
Nobody’s perfect, ey? :)
Trump Is THE MAN, yay-yus!!
he even mentions his wife by name......in one of his recent commercials for wrinkle cream....
not the most appropriate communication Ive ever heard....
he was living In Marin County at the time...either Kentfield..or Corte Malarky....my shorthand for Corte Madera and or Larkspur.
Mr Nutrition books..he was at the time
he was no “innovator...lets leave it at that
+1
he’s a phony. i’m convinced of it. he’s a big city liberal who has decided that he can make a quick buck pretending to be “conservative” on talk radio. only his idea of what a conservative believes is the caricature that big city liberals have of us. this is why he constantly attacks his competition. no real conservative in talk radio could hate Limbaugh simply because without Limbaugh there is no conservative talk radio in the first place. this is why he lives in the SF area. this is why he donates to democRATS.
he is Archie Bunker for the 21st century. just like carol o’connor was a big lib playing a caricature of a conservative, so is michael “sausage”. i wouldn’t trust him as far as i could throw him. the homoerotic poetry he wrote to Ginsburg as a young man lets you know who he really is. the nasty controversies he’s started about himself over the things he says tells me that he’s doing the work of the left, trying to brand all right wingers as crazy nutters.
he even plays into the silly leftist notion that somehow people on the right are anti-semitic. we all know that quite the opposite is the case. the democRATS are anti-God, anti-Israel, and anti-semitic. but he pretends to be a Christian on the radio even though he’s jewish. if you scratch the surface, there are all sorts of things like this that just don’t add it for a legit conservative.
in my humble opinion, he’s a 3rd columnist out to make a quick buck and to provide a silly strawman for liberals to rant against and use to paint us all with a wide brush. much like the westboro baptist people (not Christians and not republicans) are used by the MSM to smear republican Christians.
Corte Malarkey....LOL...what a hoot. Grew up in San Rafael.
ahahaha We used to call the North Side...of San Rafael Sterile Linda...on occasion.
Currently I am stuck and I do really mean STUCK in Haight Mayberry..the town which refuses to budge from the late sixties..Yes .....Fairfax [man]
I think Sausage I mean Wiener...lived for a time on a street that fronted Corte Madera Creek.
Michael Savage does talk about a “fifth column,” meaning a phony plant, depending how and when he wants to use it. I think he did mention he used to be a Lib a long time ago.
I’ve had uneasy feelings about him too. But I don’t know.
What you said seems logical and makes sense and would be hard to argue against in most of it but there’s nothing that nails it....
you kn ow i thought i’d heard him say his wife, maybe “Janet,” not sure in that commercial but then the commercial confused me. Lousy commercial. I can’t tell you what it was selling
also, in “Where’s The Beef,” famous commercial but what the hell brand was she selling
Good Commercial: “N.E.S.T.L.E.S-——CHOK-LATE!”
see?
or “Puffed rice; it’s shot from guns.”
see?
Now a fricking car “has a soul” and a music video but when it’s over, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT AND WHAT MAKE CAR WERE THEY SELLING????
the old ways of my village are best....
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